Funny X Bio Ideas

Hilarious X/Twitter bios that make people hit follow. Witty, sarcastic, and entertaining.

Examples

Professional overthinker with WiFi.

Currently auditioning for my own reality show.

My opinions are my own, until brunch.

Mostly here for the memes and mild chaos.

Runs on iced coffee and questionable decisions.

CEO of forgetting why I opened this app.

Certified vibe curator, uncertified everything else.

Pixelated face, crisp sarcasm.

Retweets ≠ endorsements, they're just funny.

Main hobby: refreshing notifications.